generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via codename-verity)

It’s been a stupidly stressful week. I haven’t finished my essays that are now more than a week overdue. As more time goes by, I am MORE stressed out and it gets harder to do shit and I’m in a vicious cycle of mediocrity and misery. I feel like the dumbest, lamest person alive ever.

On the bright side, I got paid today, and, HOLY SHIT???? I got more than I expected! That is a pretty great feeling and it somewhat lifted my spirits. Banks are apparently closed this weekend (ARGH!!!!) so who even knows when I will have access to my money, but it’s exciting to know I will finally be able to pay off a few bills.

And then when I was on my way home today, feeling elated because there was salmon in my belly and (potential) money in my purse, I kind of met someone. He was standing outside my apartment, smoking. I was feeling super cheery and nice so I struck up conversation. He works in the coffee shop next to my apartment building. His name is Evan. He is super cute and we clicked instantly and he took my number. We agreed to meet up soon.

So, again, when my personal life is going up, my academic life is doing ‘The Titanic.’ Fuck.